Joke: So, a duck walks into a bar. It asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender replies, "No? I mean this is a bar. We don't really sell that kind of stuff..." So the duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back in. "Got any grapes?" the duck asks. "No," The bartender says of annoyed. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck comes back and asks, "Got any grapes?" Finally, the bartender has had enough. "NO! We don't have any grapes. If you come in one more time asking if you've got any grapes, I'll nail your bill to the wall!" The duck leaves. The next day it comes back and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender replies, "No?" Then the duck says, "Got any grapes?"
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Joke: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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Joke: Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"?
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Joke: What do you call a city where hamsters live?
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Joke: Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
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Joke: The only art coming out of you is in a fart!
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Joke: Why does a fart smell?
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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: A flock of Terns flew into my marijuana plants and ate most of them. There was no Tern unstoned.
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Joke: My doctor told me he`ll have me walking in 7 days...
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