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Joke: What soft drink do pigs like best?
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Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
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Joke: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
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Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
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Joke: For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!
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Joke: I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!
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Joke: I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me!
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Joke: What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?
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Joke: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?
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Joke: What did one boat say to the other?
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