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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
Joke: If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?
Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!
Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
Joke: Two flies are eating a turd. One of them farts, and the other one says "Dude, gross. I'm eating."
Joke: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.
Joke: What degree did the butt get?