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Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Is God Real

A teacher was teaching a class about the big bang theory. She asked Mikey to go outside and observe his surroundings. She then asked... "Mikey did you see the sky?" "Yes", said Mikey. "Did you see the sun?" "Yes", said the boy. "Did you see God?" "No", said the boy. The Teacher said, "So God really isn't there." A little girl started to ask Mikey some questions. "Did you see the sky?" "Yes" was the reply "Did you see the sun?" Again, "yes" was the answer. "Do you see the teacher's brain? Because according to her, she doesn't have one!"

Yo Momma.. So Stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she drowned in the shower.

Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...

Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

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Round Room

How do you confuse a stupid person?

You're So Stupid You...

You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

A Limerick From Me To You

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

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As Stupid As You Look Joke

You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.

Criminal Steals A Dress For His Wife Joke

A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The robber replies, "Yes your honor." The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber. The judge checks his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!" "Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."

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