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I See You And Jesus Sees You

A burglar was cruising through a posh suburb looking for an opportunity. At one house he saw a truck unloading a big-screen television, stereo, and video outfit. That night, without a moon in the sky and a heavy fog, he drove up to the house. He rang the doorbell and when no one answered, broke the lock on the kitchen door and went in. It was pitch black inside as he made his way through the kitchen, then the dining room and into the den where he expected to find the things he wanted to steal. "I see you and Jesus sees you," a voice said. The burglar froze in his tracks. "I see you and Jesus sees you," the voice said again. When nothing more happened, the burglar took out his flashlight and shined it in the direction of the voice. All he saw was a parrot on its perch. "I see you and Jesus sees you. "The burglar laughed. "Just a dumb bird," he said. The burglar closed the drapes before turning on a lamp and that's when he saw a big and mean-looking Doberman Pincher sitting beneath the parrot's perch. "Sic him, Jesus!", said the parrot.

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

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You Momma So Fat She Fell...

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

Yo Mamma So Dumb...

Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

Yo Mamma So Poor...

Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

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Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

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Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Apple Store Fart

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

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