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Feb 27, 2020 Last updated: Oct 04, 2023

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Need a little break from the chaos and put a smile on your face with some funny jokes? Then, check out our list of the best jokes of all time. We saved the best for last, so the default sorting lists the lowest-rated jokes first. Scroll down through the pages and the jokes will get funnier. If you want to see the highest-rated jokes first, simply click on the sort button.

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Cow Joke

Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

Can't Fart Joke

I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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Degree In Flatulence

What degree did the butt get?

Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

A Mexican Magician Joke

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof he disappeared without a tres!

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Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Cat Vs Comma Joke

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

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Yo Mamma So Stupid She Took A Ruler To Bed...

Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Bathroom Nationalities

When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.

Yo Mamma So Fat....

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!

Training Wheels

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

What Did The Kitten Say When Its Cat Food Was Stolen Joke

What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?

Wife's Birthday?

My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Funny Fart Joke

A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Yo Momma Is So Dumb...

Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo Mama So Stupid Orange Juice

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Do You Think You're Stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Farts Joke

Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

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