100 BEST JOKES

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Need a little break from the chaos and put a smile on your face with some funny jokes? Then, check out our list of the best jokes of all time. We saved the best for last, so the default sorting lists the lowest-rated jokes first.  Scroll down through the pages and the jokes will get funnier.  If you want to see the highest-rated jokes first, simply click on the sort button.

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Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.

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Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
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Joke: What degree did the butt get?
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of gas!
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Joke: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.
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Joke: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"
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Joke: How do you confuse a stupid person?
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Joke: Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."
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Joke: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psycology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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