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Joke: If a bird craps on your head, try to think positively. At least cows don't fly!
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Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Joke: Since light travels faster that sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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I'd tell you a fart joke... But I've run out of gas.
Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.
Joke: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I should have never taken a couple days off.
Joke: I bought a book on anti-gravity and just can't seem to put it down.
Joke: Five out of six people say Russian Roulette is safe.