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Joke: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played a lot of golf, and drank beer and whiskey, and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. The End.
Joke: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place?
Joke: The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door she shouted, "Who's there?" So I left.
Joke: Police, "Why didn't you report your credit card stolen?" Man, "The thief was spending less than my wife."
Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?