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Joke: A man at the gas station asked me for a dollar. I told him I only carry big bills. He said give me one of those. So, I gave him my electric bill.
Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
Joke: Yo momma so ugly, the whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask!
Joke: What do you call a computer hero?
Joke: 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!
Joke: I just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles accidentally... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.