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Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
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Joke: When you go into the bathroom you're Russian; when you are in the bathroom, European; when you come out of the bathroom, you're Finnish.
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Joke: Did you see that movie about the pirate? It's rated Arrr!
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Joke: A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He's coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. At last, in a small opening in the fog, he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around and winds down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hi! Where am I?", to which the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane". The pilot winds up the window, executes a 275-degree turn, and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out. The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot. "The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's Support Office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away on a course of 87 degrees! Any questions?"
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Joke: Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
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Joke: Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.
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Joke: Yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Joke: Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
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