What did Batman do in the bathroom?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman!
What was Beethoven favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na!
What is a police officer's favorite sweater?
A pullover.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Fill it with spring water.
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo!
What was E.T. short for?
He had tiny little legs.
What did the egg say to the boing water?
I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid.
Why are vampires afraid of cows?
Because they are full of steaks?
A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist. - "I think I'm a MOTH!" Says the man. "Oh what you need is a psychiatrist, not a dentist!" tells the dentist. "I know!" answers the man. "Then why did you come into my office?'' asks him dentist. "Because your LIGHTS were on!"..replies the moth man.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted!
