What do you call a city where hamsters live?

Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands)

Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google Google!

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause!

Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?

Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo!

What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?

A collie-flower!

What do scientist to with dog bones?

They Barium!

Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted!

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