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Why did god make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo!
What do you get when you cross a dog, a flower and a vegetable?
A collie-flower!
What do scientist to with dog bones?
They Barium!
Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lilly!
What do you call a dog that won't fetch or listen?
A cat.
Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because she was a little horse!
What type a dog laughs at every joke?
A Chi-ha-ha!
How do you get a squirrel to love you?
Act like a nut!