Why is Z the best letter in the alphabet?
Because the rest of the letter are not Z's!
What's the difference between a butt kisser and a brown noser?
Depth perception.
Why do illegal immigrants like climate change?
Because it gets rid of I.C.E!
Two little people walk into a mini bar...
Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.
Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.
What is a pirates favorite letter?
You would think it was "R" but they get lost a "C".
What did Batman do in the bathroom?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman!
What was Beethoven favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na!
What is a police officer's favorite sweater?
A pullover.
