Two little people walk into a mini bar...
Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.
Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.
What is a pirates favorite letter?
You would think it was "R" but they get lost a "C".
What did Batman do in the bathroom?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman!
What was Beethoven favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na!
What is a police officer's favorite sweater?
A pullover.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Fill it with spring water.
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo!
What was E.T. short for?
He had tiny little legs.
