What did the monkey say to the banana?

You're appealing!

What did the horse say when it fell?

I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

What do you call a group of lions marching in the savannah?

A pride parade.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doodie!

What do you call a city where hamsters live?

Hamsterdam! (like Amsterdam, a city in The Netherlands)

Why do we tell actors to "Break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google Google!

Did you know? You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of their paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause!

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