What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?
The man buying the lottery ticket actually has a chance to win.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
Once there were three friends, None, Someone, and Mad. One day they went to a park and suddenly None started fighting with Someone. Mad didn't know what to do so he called the near security guard. He said, "Security, None is fighting with Someone! ".The security look t him surprisingly and said, "Are you mad?". Then Mad said, "Yes, I am Mad." Then the security took Mad to the police station and None and Someone kept fighting.
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artificial Stupidity.
What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.
Me: (Sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.
