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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
Class trip to Coca-Cola. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
