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There are two ways to argue with a woman... Neither one of them works.

What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?

My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?

Once there were three friends, None, Someone, and Mad. One day they went to a park and suddenly None started fighting with Someone. Mad didn't know what to do so he called the near security guard. He said, "Security, None is fighting with Someone! ".The security look t him surprisingly and said, "Are you mad?". Then Mad said, "Yes, I am Mad." Then the security took Mad to the police station and None and Someone kept fighting.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

What's a brunette's mating call?

What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?

Why don't brunettes get breast implants?