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Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
Joke: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
Joke: I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
Joke: Why are hairdressers always on time?
Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.
Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.
Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
Joke: How does Moses make his coffee?
Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!