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Jan 21, 2020 Last updated: Nov 08, 2020

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Cow Joke

Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Puns — Winter is coming Joke Meme.

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Pencil Pun

Broken pencils are pointless.

Fly Spray

Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

Puns — Fly Spray Joke Meme

Calendar Pun

Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Constipated Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Glass Coffins

Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.

Puns — Glass Coffins Joke Meme

How To Catch Fog

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

Hairdressers

Why are hairdressers always on time?

Time Travel Pun

I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Moses Coffee

How does Moses make his coffee?

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Brake Fluid Pun

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Two Kids Drinking Battery Acid And Eating Fireworks Arrested On The 4th Of July Joke

The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?

Pet Store Pun

The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

My Name Is Lance Pun

Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Windy Camping

Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?

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