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Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Puns — Girlfriend Make Booze Joke Joke Meme.

Frisbee Pun

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger….then it hit me

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Beaver Pun

What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Puns — Beaver Pun Joke Meme

Talking Tree Pun

A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue".

Psychiatrist Pun

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."

Two Kids Drinking Battery Acid And Eating Fireworks Arrested On The 4th Of July Joke

The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?

Puns — Two kids drinking battery acid and eating fireworks arrested on the 4th of July joke Joke Meme

Vegan Pun

This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.

Native American Pun

A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.

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