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Joke: I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.
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Joke: I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.
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Joke: I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger….then it hit me
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Joke: If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.
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Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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Joke: A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue".
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Joke: This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."
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Joke: The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?
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Joke: This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.
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Joke: A Native American goes to see a psychiatrist about some bad dreams he is having. The psychiatrist asks him to describe his nightmares and he said they are always about either wigwams or teepees. The doctor tells him he is obviously two tense.
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