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Santa R&R Pun
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Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?
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German Sausage Pun
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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German Sausage Pun Joke Meme.
Riddle
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What can you catch but not throw?
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Locked Out Of The House
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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.
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Jewish Bartender
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What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?
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Jewish Bartender Joke Meme
Radio For Sale
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Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke
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My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.
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What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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What did one hat say to the other hat Joke Meme
ABC Joke
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Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
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Bank Job
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I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Shrinking Man See's A Doctor
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A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."
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My Name Is Lance Pun
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Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Money Grows On Trees Joke
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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke
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What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
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Windy Camping
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Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?
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Two Kids Drinking Battery Acid And Eating Fireworks Arrested On The 4th Of July Joke
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The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?
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Pet Store Pun
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The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
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Brake Fluid Pun
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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Soldier Pun
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Moses Coffee
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How does Moses make his coffee?
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Pterodactyl Pun
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The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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Time Travel Pun
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I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
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Hairdressers
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Why are hairdressers always on time?
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How To Catch Fog
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I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
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Calendar Pun
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Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.
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Constipated Composer
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Did you hear about the constipated composer?
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Glass Coffins
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Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
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Fly Spray
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Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Elevator Fart
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I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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Pencil Pun
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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Winter Is Coming
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We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Cow Joke
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Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
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