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Skipping Rope Pun

I'm terrified of skipping ropes, bungees and trampolines....They make me jump.

Why Did The Pencil Cross The Road?

Why did the pencil cross the road?

Puns — Why did the pencil cross the road? Joke Meme.

Beaver Pun

What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Locked Out Of The House

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Riddle

What can you catch but not throw?

Puns — Riddle Joke Meme

Jewish Bartender

What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?

ABC Joke

Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Puns — Radio for sale Joke Meme

My Earliest Childhood Memory Joke

My earliest childhood memory was getting my first pair of glasses... Life before that was a blur.

What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

What did one hat say to the other hat?

Bank Job

I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Shrinking Man See's A Doctor

A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."

Money Grows On Trees Joke

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Windy Camping

Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?

My Name Is Lance Pun

Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

Gust Of Winds Favorite Color Joke

What is a gust of wind's favorite color?

Two Kids Drinking Battery Acid And Eating Fireworks Arrested On The 4th Of July Joke

The police arrested two kids on the 4th of July, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. What did the police do?

Pet Store Pun

The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

Brake Fluid Pun

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Moses Coffee

How does Moses make his coffee?

Soldier Pun

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Time Travel Pun

I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Hairdressers

Why are hairdressers always on time?

How To Catch Fog

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

Elevator Fart

I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

Calendar Pun

Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Constipated Composer

Did you hear about the constipated composer?

Fly Spray

Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

Glass Coffins

Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.

Pencil Pun

Broken pencils are pointless.

Winter Is Coming

We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

Cow Joke

Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

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