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Joke: I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Joke: Why did the pencil cross the road?
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Joke: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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Joke: What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here I'll go on a head.
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Joke: I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A women asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Joke: If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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Joke: What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!
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Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
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Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Joke: I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Joke: Will glass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.
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Joke: How does Moses make his coffee?
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Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
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Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Joke: I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
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Joke: Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.
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Joke: Why are hairdressers always on time?
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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
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Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.
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Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
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Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
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Joke: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?
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