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What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here I'll go on a head.

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We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.

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I switched all the label on my wife spice rack... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

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Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.

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Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

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I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

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I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

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To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.

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Broken pencils are pointless.

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Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

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Did you hear about the constipated composer?

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Why are hairdressers always on time?

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I tried to catch some fog... I mist!

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Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?

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