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Joke: Broken pencils are pointless.
Joke: What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
Joke: A Woman tried to cut off her lover's penis, missed and cut his thigh, charged with a misdaweiner.
Joke: Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Joke: My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
Joke: Ate two cans of Alphabet Soup. Had a terrible vowel movement.
Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
Joke: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is key.
Joke: Did you hear about the constipated composer?
Joke: Why did the farmer take the cow to the psychiatrist?