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What Did One Hat Say To The Other Hat

What did one hat say to the other hat?

Mile Bath Pun

A lady goes to her dermatologist and he tells her to take milk baths for her skin condition. She goes to the grocery store and when an employee asks her if she needs help she explains that she needs enough milk to take a bath. The employee asked her if she wants pasteurized and she replies "no up to my shoulders should be fine".

Puns — Mile Bath Pun Joke Meme.

Antennas Pun

Two antennas got married yesterday. The wedding was just ok but the reception was really good.

Axe Pun

Two guys got into a fight on the bus here yesterday and one of the guys threw a hatchet and hit the other guy in the head. The strange part is the victim refused to press charges so my guess is that he must have axed for it.

Bear Paw Pun

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The bear says "I'll have a rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and coke." The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, " What can I say, I was born with 'em."

Puns — Bear Paw Pun Joke Meme

Hollywood Movie Joke

Hollywood has been making a movie about constipation for years but they aren't sure if it will ever come out.

Crazy Guy In Jungle Pun

How did the crazy guy get through the jungle? He took a psycho path.

1080p Pun

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new years but no one likes a quitter, so here is my New Years resolution. 1080p!

Puns — 1080p Pun Joke Meme

Guitar Pun

A woman is on trial for beating her husband with his guitars. The judge asks her, "first offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender."

Santa Pun

Santa got stuck in a chimney a few years back? Now he gets Claustrophobia.

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