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Joke: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.
Joke: The first five florist I called knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly I'm the idiot.
Joke: A chicken pie in Jamaica costs $2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs $2.40. A chicken pie in St. Kitts cost $2.25... These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?
Joke: Who can drink 5 gallons of gas without getting sick?
Joke: Huge fight at seafood restaurant. Battered fish everywhere!
Joke: I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work!
Joke: I refuse to take a nap... Is that resisting a rest?
Joke: Lettuce come together. Romaine Calm. This may be just the tip of the iceberg.
Joke: Why do cows have hooves?