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Clean Mirror Job Joke

I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living.

National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun

A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".

Puns — National Hot Dog Day Joke - Buddhist Pun Joke Meme.

Corduroy Pillow Pun

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines.

Time Travel Pun

I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

Geico Pun

if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction.

Puns — Geico Pun Joke Meme

Pterodactyl Pun

The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.

Pet Store Pun

The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.

Brain Transplant Pun

I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind.

Puns — Brain Transplant Pun Joke Meme

Restaurant On The Moon Pun

I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere.

Lenin Tomb Pun

Lenin's tomb is a communist plot.

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