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Joke: I used to have a job cleaning mirrors but I couldn't see myself doing it for a living.
Joke: A Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "make me one with everything".
Joke: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're really making headlines.
Joke: I was time traveling yesterday but I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
Joke: if Geico ever fired the gecko that would be a reptile disfunction.
Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
Joke: The local pet store is having a free giveaway on birds today...no perches necessary.
Joke: I was going to get a brain transplant...then I changed my mind.
Joke: I would never open a restaurant on the moon....no atmosphere.
Joke: Lenin's tomb is a communist plot.