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Santa Claus Pun

I never really believed in Santa, always was a rebel without a claus.

Calendar Pun

Two guys got caught stealing a calendar...they both got six months.

Darth Vader Pun

Darth Vaders sister Elle Vader.

Sex Life Joke

This guy was having trouble with his sex life so his doctor suggested he try jogging 10 miles a day. He called his doctor a week later and when asked about how his sex life is going he answered "How would I know Doc... I'm 70 miles from home."

Rope Walks In Bar Pun

A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him they don't serve string in his bar and to get out. The rope goes outside messes up his hair, ties himself up, and walks back into the bar. The bartender sees him and says "aren't you the rope that was just in here"? The rope responds "not me, I'm a frayed not".

Sitting Alone On A Bench Joke

Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"

Dog Gunfight Pun

A dog walks into a bar in the old west days and ends up in a fight. They go out in the street and in a shootout he gets his gun shot out of his hand. He comes back into the saloon the next day with his gun strapped on the other side and says .."I want to see the son of a bitch that shot my paw?"

Confucius Pun

Confucius say man who walks around with hands in pocket all day long feels cocky.

Megabyte Pun

My friend is changing his bands name to 999 Megabytes because they never got a gig.

May Flowers Joke

If April showers bring May flowers what do may flowers bring?

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