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Girlfriend Make Booze Joke

I used to have a girlfriend who made her own booze. I knew the relationship wouldn’t last but I really miss her still.

Walk A Mile In Their Shoes Joke

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes first. That way if you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

Frisbee Pun

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger….then it hit me

Clown Pun

If you are ever attacked by a bunch of clowns just go right for the juggler.

Beaver Pun

What did the beaver say when he swam into a wall? DAM!

Talking Tree Pun

A lumberjack walks into the woods and goes to cut down a tree with his ax. The tree shout out "hey wait I'm a talking tree". The lumberjack responds "you may be a talking tree but you'll dialogue".

Psychiatrist Pun

This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in cellophane. The doctor looks at the guy and says "well I can obviously see your nuts."

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac

An agnostic dyslexic insomniac must stay awake all night long wondering if there really is a dog.

Drug Dealer Shoe Pun

I told my friend not to buy his shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they are laced with but he has been tripping all day.

Walruses And Tupperware Joke

What do walruses and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.

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