-Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself.

Why is a ninja is like a fart.

Love is the fart of every heart, for when held in it pains the host, but when released pains others most.

Art is when u fart without F.

Why are babies like farts?

Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.

What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest.

What is a clowns fart made of?

Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?

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