I love eating German sausage, but it always gives me the wurst farts.

I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts.

I was startled by a loud fart. I was fartled.

I'm a fart-artist. The fart is silent

If a clown farts does it smell funny?

If two pharaohs farted at the same time, they would have a toot in common.

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

If you're home alone and hear a fart, do you laugh or get scared?

Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!

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