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You Momma So Fat She Fell...

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

Yo Mamma So Dumb...

Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

Yo Mamma So Poor...

Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Yo Mamma So Fat She Makes Shamu...

Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.

Yo Mama So Fat...

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

There Were Three Friends Stranded On An Island...

There were three friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the three men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them three wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" and *poof* he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" and *poof* he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" "The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here." Poof, his two friends were back on the island.

Bodily Function Punctuation

A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. What is it?

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Weight Of A Fart

-Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself.

Ninja Fart

Why is a ninja is like a fart.

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