JOKES INDEX

Joke: Farts are ghosts of things we eat!

Joke: Farts I hold in! You might not get it. It's sort of an inside joke.

Joke: A boy comes home proudly announces to his parents "Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the right answer!" The parents are very happy and ask, "That's amazing Lenny! And what was the question?" Sticking out his chest, the boys says, "Who farted?"

Joke: He who farts In church, sits In his own pew.

Joke: I farted in a room of hipsters. I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

Joke: How does a blacksmith know you farted?

Joke: How's a fart like a teenager alike?

Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.

Joke: I asked my wife if she was going to make a sword out of my fart in bed last night. Cuz she schmelt it!

Joke: I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home.