JOKES INDEX

Joke: Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto.

Joke: Yo mamma so ugly when she goes bungie jumping instead of putting the chord around her ankles they put it around her neck.

Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb when someone told her to speak her mind she was speechless.

Joke: Yo mamma so poor that when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said,"Moving"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat she makes shamu look like a tic-tic.

Joke: Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please."

Joke: There were three friends stranded on an island. Exploring the island, the three men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them three wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" and *poof* he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" and *poof* he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" "The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here." Poof, his two friends were back on the island.

Joke: A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. What is it?

Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.