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I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Joke

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!

Intermittent Fasting Joke

For the new year, I've been trying intermittent fasting. So far I'm up to 12 minutes without eating and to be honest, I love the results!

Cheeto Diet Joke

I couldn't understand why I couldn't lose weight. Turns out there were saying KETO, not Cheeto!

Losing Weight Jokes

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me!

Valentines Day Joke

What did one penny say to the other penny on Valentine's day?

Two Flames Fall In Love Joke

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

What Did One Boat Say To The Other Boat On Valentines Day?

What did one boat say to the other?

Smal Valentine Joke

What do you call a small Valentine?

Three Men Die In A Car Crash Joke

After dying in a car crash, three friends went to Heaven for an orientation session. They were all asked the same question: When you were in your casket and your family and friends were mourning over you, what would you like to hear when they talk about you? The first guy responded: "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man." The second guy said: "I would love to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow" Then the third guy thought for a while and then replied: "I guess I'd like to hear them say: 'Look.. he's moving"

Irish Jesus Joke

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?

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