The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

Your momma is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.

You were so ugly as a baby you were the poster child on the birth control posters.

"I never forget a face. However, in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.

How do you confuse a stupid person?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought I was stupid, Then I met you!

You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

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