You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!

You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!

You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

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