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Killing A Bird

You're so stupid, you tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Solar Powered

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!

Waterproof

You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!

You're So Ugly...

You're so ugly, you can't even turn on a lightbulb!

You're So Fat...

You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!

You're So Stupid........FAX

You're so stupid that when you send a FAX you put a stamp on it.

Be Comfortable

Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

You Run For Twinkies

I haven't seen anyone run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

How About A Hawaiian Punch

I would punch you but I couldn't make you any uglier.

A Limerick From Me To You

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Yo momma is ugly, And she looks just like you.

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