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Black Coffee

A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.

The Devil Called Down To Georgia

The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal.

Radio For Sale

Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

New Cuss Word

2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!"

Make Yourself At Home

When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

Recount Or Else!

I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

Chickpea Joke

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Social Distancing Joke

How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

No Fault Of Mine Joke

Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

COVID Gathering Joke

They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.

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