JOKES INDEX

Joke: A new study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic behavior. And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to become their victims.

Joke: The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal.

Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Joke: 2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!"

Joke: When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

Joke: I just called my bank and told them that they counted wrong so I want to find $11,780 in my account by tomorrow!

Joke: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Joke: How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.

Joke: Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

Joke: They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.