JOKES INDEX

Joke: Why don't ants get sick?

Joke: My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?

Joke: A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, because on-screen it says, "Error, not long enough."

Joke: My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"

Joke: My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

Joke: Why did the two EMT's travel together?

Joke: Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

Joke: It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

Joke: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

Joke: What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?