Puns Page 9 of 24 Fart.com

«
1
2
...
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
...
23
24
»

Sort Rating

Bowl Of Pretzels Pun

This guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're really good looking." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels and orders a beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a beer, great choice." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" the bartender replies "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."

Emergency Room Pun

A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition.

Puns — Emergency Room Pun Joke Meme.

Steaks In A Bar Pun

A man walks into a bar and there is a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. The man asks the bartender what's the deal with the meat and the bartender explains that if you jump up and slap a piece of meat you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar. So the bartender asks him if he wants to go for it. The guy tells him, "I can't, the steaks are just too high."

Three Moles Pun

Three moles had been burrowing underground when the first one says "did you smell something sweet, it smelled like candy?' The second one said he smelled something sweet but it was more like honey. The one at the back of the line told them "I smelled something but it didn't smell sweet, it smelled like mole asses!"

Communism Pun

I never really thought communism would work. Way to many red flags.

Puns — Communism Pun Joke Meme

Dachshund And The Cowboy Pun

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? So he could get a long little doggie.

Irish Furniture Pun

Who is Irish and sits outside all day?

Pickle Bread Pun

How do you make pickle bread?

Puns — Pickle Bread Pun Joke Meme

Road Worker Stealing Pun

I never really wanted to believe that my friend, a road worker, was stealing from his job but when I went to his house there they were. I should have known, all the signs were right there.

Clock Pun

6:30 is hands down the best time on any clock.

«
1
2
...
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
...
23
24
»

About | Contact | Terms | Content Policy | Privacy Policy © Fart.com 2025