This Guy Walks Into A Bar And Takes A Seat. Before He Can...

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Bowl Of Pretzels Pun

Author: The Joker
Joke: This guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're really good looking." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels and orders a beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a beer, great choice." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" the bartender replies "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."
Bowl Of Pretzels Pun Joke Meme.
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