JOKES INDEX

Joke: Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And Donald Trump can't tell the difference."

Joke: A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge. "I can't - I just gave a guy ten years for it!"

Joke: Did you hear the one about when the Great Recession began? The President appointed a cat to chair the Federal Reserve. Do you know why? Because when a cat falls, it always lands on its feet.

Joke: Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker?

Joke: If a man becomes president, his wife is the first lady. If a woman became president, what would you call her husband?

Joke: Why are a woman's breasts are like a child's toys.

Joke: My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room. It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!

Joke: What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Joke: What's another name for a push-up bra?

Joke: Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.