JOKES INDEX

Joke: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Joke: I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Joke: What's the difference between a leg and an egg?

Joke: A woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one.

Joke: I took lessons in bicycle riding, but I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.

Joke: I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.

Joke: What's bigotry?

Joke: A teacher is telling her class she has two words that will not be allowed to use. "There are two words which I will never let you use. One is gross and the other is cool". Student: "So what are the words?"

Joke: Why was Roger's math book sad?

Joke: Grocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.