Asked By His Teacher To Compare Three Presidents Johnny...
Comparing The Presidents
Joke: Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And Donald Trump can't tell the difference."
Punch Line: September 26th is Johnny Appleseed Day!
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