Joke: The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
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Joke: Why do rats suck at taking pictures?
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Joke: What did one lab rat say to the other?
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Joke: What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?
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Joke: What do you call a rat crossing the road?
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Joke: What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
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Joke: In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!
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Joke: Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
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Joke: Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
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Joke: Yo mama so HOT The Simpsons SIMP for her!
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