JOKES INDEX

Joke: Did you hear about the stupid blonde?

Joke: Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Joke: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Joke: Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Joke: You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

Joke: Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.

Joke: My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

Joke: If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Joke: A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.