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Free Parking

Did you hear about the stupid blonde?

Blonde Calculator

Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

How To Make A Blonde Laugh

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A Blonde Covering Her Ears

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

You Only Need Two Tools

You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

Wine Workout

Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.

You Don't Listen

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Crowbar Joke

A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

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