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How To Make A Blonde Laugh

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A Blonde Covering Her Ears

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Plastic Surgery Joke

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

You Only Need Two Tools

You only need two tools in life... WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40... If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

Wine Workout

Did you know that fourteen muscles are activated when you open a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion.

You Don't Listen

My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't listening were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

Sleeping Cows

If you notice cows sleeping in a field, does that mean it's pasture bedtime?

Crowbar

A little know fact... Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

Honeymoon Surprise

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

Milkless Cow

If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an utter failure?

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