Joke: I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head.
Joke: Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
Joke: Why is water heavier than butane?
Joke: What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.
Joke: Did you hear that there is a coin shortage?
Joke: I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature.
Joke: How does a farmer find new cows to buy?
Joke: A man runs into the doctor's office screaming that he is shrinking. The doc says, "Calm down you just need to be a little patient."
Joke: My friend David lost his id, we now call him Dav.
Joke: Why couldn't the blind man see his friends?