JOKES INDEX

Joke: I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free!

Joke: I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.

Joke: Would February March?

Joke: Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Joke: My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up.

Joke: I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

Joke: My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart.

Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

Joke: I told my son he couldn't watch the orchestra anymore and he asked why? Because there's too much sax and violins!

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor's and says, "I have moles on my back!" The Doctor: "It’s ok, they're benign." Pirate: "Count again! I think there be ten!"