JOKES INDEX

Joke: Husband asked his wife, "Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?" Wife, "Because I don't like calling you when you're at work."

Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

Joke: I found $20 in a parking lot and thought to myself, What would Jesus do?

Joke: I wish my siblings would stop calling me "spoiled" just because I'm the baby in the family. The fact is, my parents kept having children until they found one they liked. It's so not my issue.

Joke: "Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me." Alexa, "Your mom's husband is sitting right next to you. Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas."

Joke: What did Tennessee?

Joke: To the person who invented bread. I'd like to propose a toast.

Joke: The biggest difference between time and money: You always know how much money you have but you never know how much time you have.

Joke: Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house... it worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

Joke: Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.