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Penguin House

How does a penguin build its house?

How To Win Powerball

After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win!

Christmas Flu

Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis.

Do You Still Love Me?

My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Voltaire Quote

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Drunken Wrapper

Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

Cooking With Wine

Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

What Came First?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

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