JOKES INDEX

Joke: How does a penguin build its house?

Joke: After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win!

Joke: Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis.

Joke: My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Joke: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Joke: Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.

Joke: What do sex and golf have in common?

Joke: Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Joke: I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Joke: Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."