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Joke: I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!
Joke: What is a pirates favorite fast food place?
Joke: How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Joke: A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joke: I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's
Joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Joke: What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?
Joke: A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!
Joke: In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching." Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies... One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
Joke: To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.
Joke: My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.
Joke: What do robots have with their guacamole?
Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!
Joke: What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
Joke: What day of the week does a potato hate the most?
Joke: According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas
Joke: What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?
Joke: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Joke: What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
Joke: Why did the student eat his homework?