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I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat Joke

I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!

The Wrong Valentine's Day Flowers

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

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Baby Corn Joke

What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?

Chip Monkey Joke

What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?

Snowmen Breakfast Joke

What do snowmen have for breakfast?

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Vegan Pun

This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.

Salad For Dinner

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.

Upset Toast Joke

What did the upset toast say about my compliments?

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Himalayan Rabbit Stew Joke

Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.

Old Apple Joke

What do you call an old apple?

New Diet Joke

Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard!

Chocolate Advent Calendar Joke

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas

Vegetable Call A Plumber Joke

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

Bad Coffee

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

Eat Homework Joke

Why did the student eat his homework?

Pig Tug Of War Joke

What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Potato Day Joke

What day of the week does a potato hate the most?

Twins Favorite Fruit

What are twins favorite fruit?

Talking Plate Joke

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Robot Guacamole Joke

What do robots have with their guacamole?

German Sausage Pun

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Onions And Beans Joke

What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?

National Taco Day Joke

To me, essential oils are what drips out of a taco.

Missing Cake

My wife bought a Christmas cake last week and now we can't find it. I think it was stollen.

Strawberries

A neighbor suggested I put manure on my strawberries. Tasted horrible! I'm sticking with whipped cream!

God Is Watching

In the cafeteria of a Catholic school, the children were lined up for lunch. At the head of the line was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and she had placed it in front of the apples. The note read: "Take only one, God is watching." Further down the cafeteria line was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies... One of the boys had written a note of his own. The note he placed in front of the cookies read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

Skeleton At A Restaurant Joke

What's a skeleton's favorite thing to order at a restaruant?

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Healthy Salad

I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's

Monkey And Bananas

A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Hamberger's Girlfriend

How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Diet Donuts

I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!

Pirate Joke ....

What is a pirates favorite fast food place?

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