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Hamberger's Girlfriend

How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Diet Donuts

I ate a donut without sprinkles... Diets are so hard!

Food Jokes — Diet Donuts Joke Meme.

Tacos Vs Skinny Joke

If you had to choose between eating tacos everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life - would you choose hard or soft tacos?

Weight Loss Joke

I'll tell you why I can't lose weight... I've got metal fillings in my teeth and the refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen.

Caught Steeling In Cooking Class Joke

I was kicked out of my cooking class for stealing. I still think it was a whisk worth taking.

Food Jokes — Caught Steeling in Cooking Class Joke Joke Meme

Vegan Pun

This girl said she recognized me from some vegan restaurant but I knew I'd never met herbivore.

Mile Bath Pun

A lady goes to her dermatologist and he tells her to take milk baths for her skin condition. She goes to the grocery store and when an employee asks her if she needs help she explains that she needs enough milk to take a bath. The employee asked her if she wants pasteurized and she replies "no up to my shoulders should be fine".

Emergency Room Pun

A guy ends up in the emergency room from eating bad horse meat. The doctor told his family he's in stable condition.

Food Jokes — Emergency Room Pun Joke Meme

Pickle Bread Pun

How do you make pickle bread?

Diet Joke

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet... I get hungry.

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