Joke: Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza, I ate pizza.
Punch Line: Fart.com Fun Fact: September 5th is National Cheese Pizza Day!
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