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Vegan Argument

If two vegans get into an argument... is it still considered a beef?

Taco Tuesday Joke

Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!

Food Jokes — Taco Tuesday Joke Joke Meme.

Pizza Joke

I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy!

Not Your Cheese Joke

What kind of cheese can never be yours?

Butcher Overtime Joke

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

Food Jokes — Butcher Overtime Joke Joke Meme

Breakfast Bar

Whenever I try and eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers!

Weight Loss Scam Joke

I want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

How Do You Spell Orange Joke.

I never called you stupid, but when I asked you to spell "orange", and you asked me the fruit or the color it kinda caught me off guard.

Food Jokes — How do you spell orange joke. Joke Meme

Fried Chicken Joke

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

Vegetarian Joke

My neighbor told me he is a vegetarian.⁠.. I told him I thought that was a big missed steak.⁠

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